I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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