I CAN MOONWALK!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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