I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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