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he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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