we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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