how can u be prego again
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
its not stalking. its research.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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