Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just cropdusted the office
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So. Much. Porn.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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