id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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