You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love black thongs
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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