why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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