Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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