how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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