How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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