Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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