I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
