big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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