...so i touched it.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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