This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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