So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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