'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Mom said you looked used
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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