Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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