i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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