I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it was like eating out sand paper
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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