I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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