i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
