He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Semen is not good for contacts.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
