i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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