if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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