Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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