didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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