hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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