I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I touched a dick in church today
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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