What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm really busy with my period
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