Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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