dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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