I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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