The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
