I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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