So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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