I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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