All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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