I didn't shave. On purpose
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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