And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Damn victory sex feels great
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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