Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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