love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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