Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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