You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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