with your own penis?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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