They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
