If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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