do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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