I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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