Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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